an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.
by Chichi33 June 06, 2014
He is a bunny humper he fucks everything
by iceprincess1964 February 13, 2014
by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009
When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.
I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.
by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022
When I realized I liked the rank, sourmilk musk of Conrad’s balls, I knew I was a total trash humper.
by hotpocketspdx September 16, 2016
1. anyone that participates in rectal raiding
2. anyone that fucks in the backseat of a car
3. watching porn and trying to tell them how to do it
2. anyone that fucks in the backseat of a car
3. watching porn and trying to tell them how to do it
dude! i drove by the movie theater and guess what i saw!! i saw two dudes doin' the backseat hump!! they was backseat humpers!
by crazy cat ladyies April 26, 2011
A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.
Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.
You: get lost, whale humper.
by Brianator37 February 04, 2017