Horse

A four-legged animal that has a large face and big tough hooves. They have certain equipment (I don’t recommend bits) like bridles, saddle, saddle pads, etc.

I was so bored I wrote this :)

A horse that likes riding in a bit has something wrong with them :)

by Elizabeth Snowcobbler June 13, 2019

horse

a big fat animal that shits way too much.

i saw a horse shit on a person

by yayeet1234 June 19, 2020

Horse

A bad player; typically in video games.

Trevor: Dave, why would you make that play you horse?!

by Dallasboi1992 August 01, 2016

horse

A female whore.

She is such a horse.

by keys876 October 23, 2017

Horse

A female that needs riding.

See also... Finger Horse

"Thats a good lookin horse"

"I wouldnt mind given that horse a ride tonight"

by mccarthy and lynch September 30, 2005

Horse

Horse can be used to define your state of mind or mood depending on the situation in a comical manner. It should be noted that the very essence of the Horse expression lies in the intonation. For example, if someone says: I'm so horse today.. it can mean lots of things. Only the true Horse masters can understand all the subtilities in all Horse conversations.

It's horse in here! - which could mean it's hot in here.
Man! I'm horse. - I am hungry.
Man, I Horsed for 3 hours last night - which could mean you had 3 hours of sleep or you danced on a pogo-ball for 3 hours straight.

by Ricks_ August 02, 2006

Horses

A term that can be used in place of any other swear word, usually Fuck

Oh, horses!!

by shezza34 June 28, 2011