hoedown throwdown

When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise

Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.

by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009

Hoedown

The time when all the hoes get together and maybe dance.

"Will you be at the hoedown?"
"No, I will not, as I am NOT a hoe"
"oh ok. I think I understand the true meaning of hoedown"

by Little miss sunshine November 13, 2013

hoedeo

female version of brodeo
promanently female gathering

"god i thort i was gonna turn lezi any seconde on saturday nite"
"yerr wot a hoedeo"

by sofi=] January 22, 2008

Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016

lemon pledge hoedown

when a person that u dont enjoy to be around gets lemmon pledge on them because u spilled it on him or her.

it can also be used as a prand

if there is a girl walking through a door and u put an open bottle of lemmon pledge on top of the door, it will fall and get all over her.

john: yo did u see steph get a compleate lemon pledge hoedown ?

jim: dag yo it was quite awesome

by yttarc ekaj November 8, 2009

Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Hoedown Throwdown

When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party

Man me and my mates are gonna go hoedown throwdown at Sally's garden party wanna join??

by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016