Hippiecrite

A person who takes on all the outward and social aspects of Hippiedom, without ascribing to core values in any true sense

Clara hangs out with longhairs and smokes weed , but she drives a hummer and only drinks StarBucks. She is such a hippiecrite

by digglar October 30, 2008

hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

hippocrite

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

Hippocrocopig

An unusual creature in that it only comes in female version. Typically found in cheap nasty holiday resorts, the Hippocrocopig is around 5 ft 6 inches both high and wide and is has unusual features, namely gross ugliness, arse like a waterbuffallo, stomach that sticks out twice as far as breasts, few teeth and extremely bad breath.The hippocrcopig is a scavenger praying on vulnarable middle aged men, chewing them up, spitting them out leaving them both traumatised and bewildered.

'A group of hippocrcopigs is as PIKs or Pigs in Knickers. Hippocrocopigs are typically found in large numbers at The Ugly Bird Ball

by xocet November 14, 2011

hippycrites

hypocrite hippies

those bitches are such hippycrites

by haha47 July 13, 2010

hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008