Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy June 18, 2011

south hetton

Scruffy town in County Durham where u go to get smashed and loaded up on drugs

You going down South Hetton tonight then

by Lexiheww October 7, 2018

Kaleb Hettinger

Loves egg whites like a lot like in gross way

Not as cool as twin brother Anthony

“I will do you cora” says Kaleb Hettinger

“911 it is me Kaleb Hettinger... again”

by DaSouth420 March 19, 2019

hematophage

1) a creature that drinks blood. Not to be mistaken with a vampire.

Person 1: "OW! I just got bit by a mosquito/bat/Cullen!"
Person 2: "Stupid hematophages."

by tiagirl December 6, 2010

Hemet

City in California where the grand master of the KKK, David Duke, resides.

Hemet is not really even a place. It is just a dot on the map that few people care about.

by surrealfx September 2, 2005

hetty betty

mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female

Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."

Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."

(True, by the way.)

by SmallTownDreamer January 20, 2009

hettinger

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006