my new haircut

A funny video on youtube.com. It epitimizes a typical guido in Staten Island, NJ shore, etc. It mocks them in the way they dress, tan, cut their hair, and work out at the gym. youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

That "my new haircut" video basically represents 90% of my high school

by realdealholyfield November 9, 2007

Alternative Lifestyle Haircut

alternative lifestyle haircut (n) – A haircut or style that indicates its owner leads a life contrary to that of the conservative or heterosexual world. Also known as “the significant lesbian haircut,” the acquiring of an alternative lifestyle haircut is often seen as a rite of passage into lesbian adulthood, even if it is not maintained after the initial cut. Like a bat mitzvah, but on your head. Examples include: the mohawk, the fauxhawk, the mullet, the sidesweep, and the Tegan and Sara.

The term was coined by Autostraddle.com and has since become a common collloquialism.

1.) Jess just came out and, after going to her first Tegan and Sara concert, got an alternative lifestyle haircut similar to Tegan's.

2.) Once Leah added an alternative lifestyle haircut to her outfit composed of American Apparel and a skinny tie, she became infinitely more attractive.

by udddddd April 25, 2010

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Post Haircut Bliss

Right after you get a haircut, when you're extremely happy and/or satisfied with it. Often followed by regret.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe how great my haircut is!
Person 2: Dude, it's just post haircut bliss. You'll feel different about it tomorrow.

by Squirrel22342 February 3, 2012

kennedy haircut

Being shot in the head.

"If you keep stealing money from the mob, you're going to end up with a Kennedy haircut!"

by Collin Mark May 18, 2006

Just like your haircut.

A meme started on a day of June 2009 on the Napalm Death last.fm shoutbox by the user called "Dissektion", who sadly got banned a few months later for unknown reasons.

Shinigami6_6_6 wrote:
new album is shit!!!)))

Dissektion wrote:
Just like your haircut.

by Dissektion September 2, 2009

emo haircut

usually black with random splurges of bright coloured highlights, (blonde streaks at the front), the "shag" cut, with the "emo sweep" at the front, so only one eye is visible for most parts, also cut short in the back, styled with spikes, and the "sweep" at the front.

pretty much what i just said.

by the chick on that street July 12, 2005