Haukka

Definitely not your average person; has a different, creative, and innovative mindset of the world. Quite lax, can understand each other without much, if any, words.
Really chill person to be around.

She's definitely a Haukka, not one of those typical dumb bubbleheaded hoes out there; you can always find fun things to do with a Haukka

by yavidang August 22, 2011

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

haul

in short: a shopping spree

a vlog titled "Makeup Haul" or "(Store Name) Haul" is a video showing a shopping spree in that given area, showing products or clothing that will usually be featured in future How To, or tutorial videos

"Hey guys! I'm here with a back-to-school makeup haul! I should have a tutorial with these products up in a little bit"

"If you were wondering where I got these products, refer back to my Haul vlog.

by raven L August 7, 2009

U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

haughty aughties

The Age of Arrogance; the first decade of the 21st Century. The Decade of Sovereign Intransigence.

I came of age in the Haughty Aughties, yet mine was a minor egocentricity and not the towering solipsism of so many of my peers.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

Hauke

A guy with the dirtiest but funniest jokes. Loyal, but unpredictable. Very spontaneous and open for adventures. Many people call him the big black baby, because he's unique but not to miss. His handsome, yet unusual features are attractive and everyone wants to be friends with him. He's caring and open minded. Even though he's very responsible, he likes to party and often gets drunk, despite him being a heavy weight when it comes to alcohol!

Wow that guy looks good, must be a Hauke!

My friend Hauke is such a big black baby, you never know what to expect with him!

by ExpiredLube November 19, 2019

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

by FlisterZab September 6, 2017