hattage

A word used to describe the quality of ones hat

man that is some serious hattage

by theallseeingi December 29, 2006

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 24, 2007

Hattrick

Scoring three goals in one game of hockey. Scoring three in a row is called a natural hattrick.

I nearly scored a hattrick, but missed the net in the final seconds.

by Sam Orr January 12, 2008

hattenin

the same thing as happening;

eyy yoo bayy, whats hattenin? ;

by Juliet [; January 25, 2009

Hatton Test

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?

"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".

by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014

brown hatter's overalls

Pajamas, as worn by many men up until the late 70's, when central heating in the UK was commonly installed in many homes.

Bob was wearing his brown hatter's overalls when I called 'round this morning

by ward b July 6, 2007

Hattlisted

What someone is labeled when he/she fails to receive a reply from Urbandictionary after repeatedly submitting inappropriate words/phrases.

"Hey have you heard back from from Urbandictionary.com?" "Nah, I think I got hattlisted."

by Muffinmanlol August 28, 2009