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Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!
“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”
by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017
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Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.
Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.
by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022
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Left Hand Suzuki Method

1. An underrated song by the Gorillaz from the album G-Sides.

2. A method of learning to play a song on any instrument by smoking a hell of alot of herb, listening to the song, and attempting to play along.
Ex. 1. Dude I listened to Left Hand Suzuki Method by the Gorillaz last night and took a hit right during the bong hit in the intro, it was pretty fucking exciting.
Ex. 2. I got so tronned last night and picked out comfortably numb on my guitar; the left hand suzuki method works.
by donroccoddr December 27, 2011
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Left Hand Suzuki Method

An amazing song by Gorillaz, talking about a form of learning music based on what you hear in the recording of a song.
by Gorillaz is the best September 4, 2018
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The Brown-Hand Extraction Method

The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.
"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."
by Painhammer Rocketfist April 20, 2007
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The Right-Hand Suzuki Method

Otherwise known in proper noun form as "The Method", or in a verb form such as "Methoding". This refers to both male and female masturbation and the techniques therein. It is usually used between Soul Friends or people who are obsessed with it.
Josh, you're obsessed with Methoding girls.
by Blu April 7, 2004
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hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.
damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.
by wristynation December 9, 2013
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