Hans

A person who is tall, very skinny and an all around pussy ass bitch. Has no friends. Likes to talk himself up like he is the best business man in the world, although he is a con-artist piece of shit. Tends to beat his girlfriends and keeps criminal company. Usually smells like cat urine and wet towels, doesn't shower often. Can usually be seen smoking crack and engaging in acts of sodomy. Lives in welfare housing and lives off of foodstamps.
That guy smells like a total Hans!
by ProfessorX7894 August 16, 2011
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Hanning

To casually drop wildly inappropriate words or phrases into professional settings such as a business meeting
Did you hear Mark at dinner last night? He couldn't stop talking about sex, he was really Hanning it up!
by Hanlover22 September 7, 2018
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Han

1. a boy, usually asian.

2. someone who over uses the words, Dumbshit, Pussy, and Epic. Also over uses the emoticons on Yahoo Messenger.

3. A Metal Head.

4. One who gives the dumbest nicknames ever.
Boy 1: Hey I don't wanna go in there, it's scary.

Han: YOU PUSSY!!! STOP BEING A PUSSY. PUSSY.

Boy1: But there might be a robber.

Han: NO THERE WON'T BE A ROBBER. YOU DUMBSHIT.

Boy1: Fine. Let's go.

* random stranger charges at them and they run away*

Boy1: WTF DUDE!

Han: THAT WAS SO EPIC. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS EPIC? METAL IS EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC. YEAH!
by badawlski69sex May 31, 2010
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hans

short for Hans Solo, aka, solo, aka alone.
Doug: Did you go to Ricks last night?
T-Roget: Yeah, but everyone hoe'd so I had to go hans.
Doug: That's complete Anderson, you won't.
T-Roget: Smoke, at least I blacked. SOP.
by Daniel Kraig January 6, 2008
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han

a shortened version of "Hating ass nigga"
"What teh fuck that HAN ass want?"
by N8trz December 28, 2005
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A Hans

1. (Noun) Big ass dick
2. (Verb) To sleep early
3. (Verb) To say "Getting pissed?"
4. (Adj.) Being paranoid about your own Xbox 360
1. Where is (A) Hans big ass dick?
2. "Are you gonna pull a Hans and sleep early?"
3. "Wow getting pissed"
4. "I gotta rest my 360 like a Hans would."
by Anthony Rodriguez January 18, 2008
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hans

disproportional limbs of a human male
That hans has some funky short arms
by Balphazar August 5, 2006
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