Haemogoblin

Noun

A microscopic parasite which inhabits a humans blood stream, taking the place of oxygen on the red blood cells. Can cause death if left untreated.

Person 1: I've been having some circulation issues recently.
Person 2: Have you been to see a doctor?
Person 1: Yeah. He said I have Haemogoblins.

by who_dares_wins March 17, 2011

haemophrenic

Bloodyminded

You are a haemophrenic toe-rag!

by portsmouthrider September 30, 2012

Haenous

1. Something that is of a revolting nature impacting you in a negative manner.
2. A way to exaggerate a situation and to have a bitch.

- "oh thats haenous! i got shit on my dick"
- "THATS FUCKING HAENOUS!"

by That'shaenous! February 20, 2009

Hauole

Hawaiian slang for white person or mainlander. It is a racist term and is used very much in the same way that nigger is towards people of a black skin tone.

The hawaiians were all making fun of the hauole tourist.

by Narcissisticlozer February 3, 2009

suck my haemoglobin

it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.

person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha *walks away with swag*

by suckmyhaemoglobin January 20, 2014

Hauoli

Usually a slut around town. She pretends like she's a good girl but goes around and fucks everyone. She never has money and begs people for it! People usually goes to her when they want STD's

Eww look at that Hauoli, i wonder if that tree trunk can die in her vagina

by Josh peru July 6, 2017

hatuom

a different way to describe a provocative bodily area, in which large amounts of force are used to get the point across.

i punched *yo fren* in her hatuom.

by pupye May 25, 2008