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Guinea Pig

The most powerful entity in all of existence. Seriously. If you see one, it is too late. The guinea horde will rip all your delicate skin and flesh until you are nothing but dust. If you want to make it out alive, you won't. You must accept your fate as guinea pig chow.
A GUINEA PIG!!!! RUN!!!!!
by Jeus the basketball master April 24, 2021
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Guinea Gangplank

Slang name for the Verrazano-Narrows bridge connecting Brooklyn with Staten Island. The name was coined by pre-bridge State Island residents who resented the large influx of people into their borough after the bridge was built. There was a large Italian-American influx from Brooklyn along with other nationalities as the island was built up after the bridge went into service back in 1964.
All these guinea gangplankers have ruined what used to be a nice peaceful island.
by blueMagoo March 23, 2009
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gizinkelnut

A crusty piece of shit that has failed to be wiped off, and now lives at the entrance of your asshole.
I found a really embarrassing gizinkelnut that has dislodged itself from my ass and is now lurking in my underwear.
by Maximoo95 January 20, 2016
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Guinner

A guinner is a cute baby guinea pig. But guinners could also be full grown guinea pigs, kind of like how a dog can be a pupper.

Most guinners tend to be fat fucks and that's what makes the so god damn adorable. They also are good at attracting ladies.
Female: "Wow what a cute guinner you have there!"
Male: "Thanks, would you like to pet him and maybe go out to dinner sometime?"
by t3chn0bab3 October 18, 2017
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Guints

A word used to describe an overflowing sense of accomplishment, joy, gratitude, appreciation, and overall positive vibes.

Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Connor: Yo boys just got some donuts for the house
Curtis: Dude, that's so guints!

Rhys: I just pined this tenner last night that I met on Tindskis
JJ: Hollly, that sounds like such a guints night..

Aidan: *just made some mac & donk* dude, I'm guintsing right now
by guintslord April 22, 2021
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Brown-Eye Gazing

When you stare into the gaping abyss of someone's rectum.
Fleece Johnson's (aka The Booty Warrior) lust for Little Tony was so great he decided to forgo the customary foreplay of brown-eye gazing, and thrust deep inside, deep 'n' wide.
by Yali on Yanonali September 15, 2017
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Guinness Bomb

Consists of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a pint of Guinness, the participant must then down the resulting 'Guinness Bomb' in one. Much like it's more popular cousin the Jager Bomb, but much more potent.
Did you see that Barry down a Guinness Bomb last night?
by barry billet street January 7, 2012
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