Cock Girth

the circumference of you cock

"Charles, what's your cock girth?"
"I'm not telling or showing you unless you're one of my hoes, bitch"

by drkittydeath May 20, 2007

Gurthy

A fat cock

Damn he has a fat gurthy weiner

by Gurthy May 8, 2018

Girth Worm

An incredibly thick penis. Because of the extreme thickness, there are no condoms that can contain this massively wide unit. In order to have intercourse, one must wiggle their dick like a worm for several minutes to burrow in even the loosest of vaginas.

Did you see Philip's girth worm? It was huge!

by Flip Flossy June 30, 2012

Gunth

=vagina / cunt

damn gurl your gunth is mad tight.

wat a gunth.

i need some gunth, dude.

by the pickle mang May 1, 2009

Girth Slip

When a persons size means they take up more than their allotted space

That lady should buy 2 train tickets her girth slipped all over me

by Mikerak January 7, 2015

Girth Test

The Girth Test is a form of measuring the girth of, or circumference of, a man's penis. When you run out of toilet paper and begin to jerk off, you stick the empty tube on your penis. If the tube fits and your cock slides right in, you have failed. If you can't fit, you passed.

Larry: "Hey man, do you know what the Girth Test is?"
Bob: "No, what is that?"
Larry: *holding empty toilet paper tube* "Let me show you..."
Bob: "What the fuck..?"

by Optiv November 25, 2019

Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit

1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok

by Tipsy T June 19, 2008