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Gukster

1. Someone who gucks, meatrides, bounces, and glazes another person for anything possible.

2. A goofy little word you can call someone.
1. Dang stop gucking on his dick you Gukster.

2. Aye you silly little Gukster.
by Gukstermaker11 October 19, 2023
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Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".
Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"
by MsRat33 December 7, 2013
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Robyn Guest

A Robyn Guest is an energetic girl who likes to flirt with every dude in the school. She always talks about going to Belleview High School but never does it. This girl is a hoe and has a very scary dad.
Did you see that girl over there? Ugh she’s such a Robyn Guest.”
by poopyburrbutt May 25, 2019
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Gulstaff_the_Great

Gulstaff_the_Great is a mock character in VG cats, symbolising item-thieving n00bs (newbies; beginners who don't have a clue) and the general morons you encounter playing online games. (Gunbound, Phantasy Star, Everquest, NwN etc.)
Often seen as a level 1 character with a level 50 item. Will hang around experienced players and wait for them to get killed so he can steal their equipment. In PvP games, he will often randomly attack people as soon as he begins and die very quickly.
"Aha!I, Gulstaff_the_Great, have taken your item!"
by Andrew Kismet February 8, 2004
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Armenian House Guest

An individual who believes that their miniscule contributing factors have been more than expectable.
Along with being a large fire hazard the armenian house guest is the epicenter of all mess.
by Jmacd May 18, 2009
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ganster

The Italian Mafia,The Scilian Mafia,Camora,Russian Mafia,Cali Cartel,Medellin Cartel.
The Italian Mafia are real gansters.Don't listen to those Hip Hop 50 cent pussies who think they are.
by Escobar October 3, 2003
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guest hole

An orifice on your girlfriend that your buddies get to use during a gangbang.
Hey Sheila are your guest holes clean? Geoff and Tommy are coming over later tonight.
by The Bang Fairy October 9, 2005
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