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Gandolf Glacier

It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
by pu re tun February 8, 2010
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Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.
by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010
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Castle Gondola

The motherfuckin spot
Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed
by King Herro of Gondola April 26, 2020
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Gundam VS Gundam

A popular japenese arcade game based on every single mobile suit or mobile armour from the series gundam duking it out and beating the shit out of one another. On November 20th 2008 an PlayStation Portable version was also released including Destiny Gundam.

Note: ( Gundams are giant japenese robots piloted by humans in most cases)

Later on Gundam VS Gundam NEXT (arcade) was released as an sequel to the series with more gundams and more maps.
Guy1: Wouldn't it be awesome if Wing Zero fought Freedom, Nu Gundam, and God gundam?
Guy2: You haven't played Gundam VS Gundam?
Guy1: Naw, I was ejaculating to gundam porn again.
by Saikisen May 1, 2009
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Guido Crown

A hair style, not always used by Italian males, where their hair is long and spiked up all around their head and not spiked in the middle of their head. Ususally there is an excess of gel used to achieve this look.
Giovanni goes out to clubs with his guido crown in hopes of attracing women.
by BiGirl422 May 22, 2009
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Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.
Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido
by Liz August 20, 2003
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guido workout

being able to bench press a car but not having the leg strength to carry their hairspray of tacky jewelry
That guido can't reach his arms to his undersized pockets because of his guido workout, so he is stuck in an infinite fist pump status
by squantch November 5, 2010
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