Guimon

The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.

Man that guys got Guimon

by The Guimon December 14, 2008

Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

by Jane C June 11, 2010

guidopotamus

a guido/guidette who wears big sunglasses, usually overweight; and has an ugly smile with a huge gap that makes her/him look like a hippo! (usually of Italian descent)

look at christina's smile! shes a total guidopotamus!

by guidopotamus in training July 20, 2010

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011

guiming

prostitution but you get paid in bitcoin

Have you heard? Apparently Britney was arrested because she was guiming for Owen!
I thought nobody used bitcoin anymore!

by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017

Gummorning

When you want to write Good morning but you are retarded and write Gummorning

Person 1: Gummorning
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Yes

by RedGaming January 29, 2020

incog-guido

1. Someone who is posing as a guido.

2. A guido trying to be sneaky.

1. Terry isnt a real guido, I never see him GTL. He's an incog-guido.

2. Look at Bob being all "incog-guido" at the squat rack wearing a hat and sunglasses.

by AponOUT February 23, 2011