Pee-guillotine

When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.

"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"

by The Sloppy Kalapaki July 31, 2015

madame guillotine

A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.

The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine

by GG Allin October 8, 2020

turd guillotine

an entire ass or just the sphincter itself

man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?

by michael from fla August 15, 2006

The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.

Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.

by C Spiceyweiner June 13, 2018

Anticapitalist guillotine movement

A movement against capitalism that seeks to come to power and replace it with another type of government like communism,anarchy etc. and take all the bankers and other people who work in finance and other people who support them like cops and politicians etc. and chop there head off with a guillotine.

Support the anticapitalist guillotine movement.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

Guatemalan Guillotine

When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.

This dumb bitch told me to give her the guatemalan guillotine, now she is dead of suffocation.

by caca_huates April 19, 2009

arabian guillotine

The act of shanking someone through the temple into the brain while he/she blows you, causing him/her to involuntarily bite down on the penis with maximum force, as they die. Often suggested as a test for the virility of the shank-er (as a sufficiently turgid member should withstand the maximum force exerted by a jawing).

This bitch started throwing up while rimming me, so I gave her the ol' Arabian Guillotine. In retrospect, I may have acted rashly. Such is life.

"Give her the ol' arabian guillotine!"
"LOL!"

by Larry, Matt, y Zach July 24, 2008