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penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine
by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
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Guilhem

Guilhem comes from the south of France version of Guillaume. Usually blond hair men, Guilhems are commonly gifted with amazing imagination. Very smart and spontaneous, they are also quite skilled for play with words, especially for cursing. So theyre quite evil guys, but still sexy.
Watch out ! Here comes a Guilhem !!" "OMG look at his butt
by Cotycot December 15, 2010
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Guillaume

Guillaume will be the most amazing and sexiest person of all times, they can make you laugh until you die are gorgeous and at the same time when they show you their abs and sexy body and you just won't resist a ride in bed with them! at the same time a ride in bed with them is a YES because they have a big dick and know how to use it ! Don't pass the chance if you ever meet one !
Friend1: Wow Guillaume is so good in bed !
Friend2: I know I nearly fainted seeing that sexy body !
by Mrcool123 May 24, 2015
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gulledged

The infamous no call/no show, usualy due to some overindulgence the night before.
He's already two hours late, he totaly Gulledged.
by los chupacabras July 21, 2009
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gillette bayonet

a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.
in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.
by crock_talkk January 20, 2010
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Guilherme

The million-dollar man knows all the big boy words and is liked by everyone.
A: That Guilherme is one smart cookie.
by RataPequna October 9, 2020
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Guillaume

Makes me horny
Guillaume makes me horny
by Guillame April 8, 2022
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