German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater

by ThekillerG November 25, 2019

German Nug Jar

when someone hides an illicit substance in an uncircumcised male's foreskin.

Me: I'm not sure how to get this weed into the show without security busting me

Friend: I got you bro. I'll stash it in my German Nug Jar.
Me: Ummm... Schweet!

by Smells Phishy May 28, 2020

guermonprez

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.

He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!

by tjeff988 April 19, 2022

German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

hungry German

The hungry German is a sexual activity where the person on top licks/eats custard from the other person's hair.

Can we do the hungry German tonight? I haven't had that much for supper today.

by henrytaylor May 22, 2018

Germany

Hell, literally the place where dreams go to die

Scunthorpe is almost as bad as Germany

by Jamie janson February 18, 2023

Germany

The most amazing country on Earth. Take this from me, an American who was lucky enough to live there for 5 awesome years. Germany is a country that has taken a total 360 since 1945. Germany is the democracy that America claims to be. Americans who constantly down-talk Germany and Germans for their errors in the past are very ignorant. It is a peaceful country rich in culture and history. Germans are hard-shelled people on the outside, however, they are very respectful and good-natured on the inside. They have a knack for things being done the RIGHT way(Alles in Ordnung!) They appreciate the finer things in life such as art, music, history, family and friends. Germans are wonderful and privacy-respecting neighbors, enviornment friendly, great scholars, artists and engineers. Even as a very populous country, it is still very clean and absolutely beautiful. Plenty to see and do, and home to the the most awesome and functional highway system in the world. Das autobahn. Deutschland is geil,mann.

Elementary school teacher: What's the greatest country in the world?

Kids: America!

Me: Wrong. GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!

by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006