Guapanese

When you only talk the languages of money

" hey do you speak German ?" , nah i only talk guapanese

by Jarrod Ewing February 11, 2021

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019

guacamole cooch

A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.

"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."

by Tommy Stanek October 29, 2006

Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.

- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!

by nyoru June 10, 2013

guaaa

Spanish word for excitement, amazement or surprise, equivalent of English 'wow!'. Often spelled with lots of 'a's.

Guaaaaaa! How did they do that?

by gkosa October 9, 2009

guacala!

Guacala is an expresion used in Mexico to express disgust

Esa comida sabe feo, Guacala!!

by Mexican 234 dsd January 14, 2017

guacamole nigga penis

the term is to describe when you guacamole all over your niggas face with your penis. this word is usually associated with the sexual position, eli posman, because it is the easiest way to perform thy guacamole nigga penis

woah! that was the craziest guacamole nigga penis i’ve ever done! my guacamole went everywhere!

by negropenis March 5, 2019