Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.

Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.

by Tofu January 27, 2004

Grunyon

The Grunyon is a mythical late-night after-party spot located somewhere in Chicago, Il. Only reachable in the extreme stages of a hard brownout or blackout stupor, patrons of the Grunyon are hard-pressed to recall concrete details, but always report continued heavy drinking, cigarettes and Mexican food.

Q: What happened to you last night after the bar closed? We all left and you disappeared?

A: I went to the Grunyon.

by bworlick June 11, 2006

Grusty

A state of being that occurs most typically in college students, or anyone with bad time management skills. The defining characteristic is a lack of time for shaving and/or bathing due to homework tasks to be completed during an all nighter, creating a grizzle on the face, and a proverbial crust.

Dude, I waited til last night to do that 15 page research essay. I was up all night and I'm hella Grusty right now.

by Joeman16 November 9, 2009

grunt candy

Grunt Candy is a slang term originating in the United States Marine Corps, whose enlisted soldiers are often known as grunts. Normally, it refers to 800mg Ibuprofen (Motrin), a prescription strength painkiller, fever reducer and anti-inflammatory in the class known as NSAIDS. It is extremely effective in reducing inflammation and relieving pain from strains and soft tissue injuries and muscle soreness common in military life. Military dispensaries are well known for giving out this drug as a treatment for almost any ailment in much the same way that they gave out APC's in the 1960's and 1970's. Its given out so commonly service men and women joke that it can re-grow severed limbs and knit broken bones. Soldiers and sailors often know it as Vitamin-M and Airmen know it as "The Air Force Wonder Drug"

Private Danforth had some grunt candy in his pocket and I had a major headache so I asked for some

by PrivateR.Miller August 21, 2015

Gruntilda

The evil witch from Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie. Tries to kidnap Banjo's younger sister in Banjo Kazooie, and when foiled, comes back for revenge in Banjo Tooie.

"Run away! Gruntilda is coming baaaack!"

by alexanspaugh July 5, 2005

gruntler

One who gruntles others, thus making them not disgruntled. A bringer of happiness.

My wife is a real gruntler.

by Guy Morton January 16, 2004