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blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.
Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.
by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017
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Stephen Groppell

The hottest man in the world. His beard is as fluffy as his hair. He is better than Ronaldo, Messi, and you combined. He can score free kicks without kicking it. He is the ultimate alpha male. His writing skills are off the charts. He can write a book in less than a second. He wrote Harry Potter then let J.K Rowling take the credit because he loves women and all women love him. He´s part Chinese so he can make noodles and can make COVID-19 appear out of thin air. However, unlike many Chinese people, he has beautiful brown eyes. His hands are so strong because he uses them to comb his luscious hair. He is the best English teacher in the world, rated #1 for 10 years straight.
When Lionel Messi moved to PSG, he told Mbappe ¨I want to achieve what Stephen Groppell achieved here.¨
by stephenishot February 8, 2022
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Earth-grippers

Slang for crusty toes or to show that someone is grossed out by toes.
Person 1: ewww put your shoes back on, no one want to see those Earth-Grippers

Person2: no (touches person1 with their toes)

Person1: ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!
by Kennyiskool6969 August 29, 2022
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Floor Grippers

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Titty Mc Groppell

A letchy type gentleman who touches ladies boobs without they're permission.
Ah thay wagane is a total Titty Mc Groppell
by PastaMouse January 29, 2021
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grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!
That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.
by Goodie June 9, 2005
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gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.
Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.
by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007
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