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grinko

An in-line hockey rink located exclusively in Grove City Pennsylvania, specifically in the Grove City YMCA. This term is often mistaken for the word “gringo”, which is commonly used by Spanish speakers as a derogatory term for Americans who can’t speak Spanish well.
Have you ever been to “grinko”?
The other day I met Fred up at “grinko” to play hockey.
by Full Diaper March 19, 2023
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Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.
Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
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by In.The.AM October 23, 2013
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Restless Groin Syndrome

-noun- A medical disorder, popularized by such celebrities as Tiger Woods and Jesse James and politicians like John Edwards, characterized by sexual promiscuity, the inability to remain monogamous, sometimes fathering illegitimate children, and the likelihood of being 'outed' with Bimbo eruptions in the tabloids.
Because he left rehab before finishing his treatment, doctors fear that Jesse's "Restless Groin Syndrome" will recur.
by Jaggsokc April 5, 2010
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groin rage

The overwhelming, uncontrollable, massively unstoppable tsunami of superhuman throbbing orgasmic pain that floods your groin area thereby causing the meaty love organ to be violently pumped to massive proportions of granite hardness. This is usually followed by gigantic throbbing and an unbelievable neverending torrential rain of cream gushering.
HOLY SHIT! Get the mop! Brad has major groin rage and we need a bucket fast!!!
by gregjockca October 22, 2010
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Groin Clench

When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.
Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!
by BaileyBoo28 April 21, 2011
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groinenstein

injury to the groin or surrounding areas

person tends to have qualities of
1. long flowing jesus locks of hair
2. use's "Hey Mane" as a greeting
3. often creeps thru use of facebook, texting, the act of following or any means of stalking
"He hurt his Groinenestein"
"How's the Groinenstein?"
"Go Stretch the Groinenstein"
"I was masturbating to Law and Order SVU and I pulled my Groinenstein
by theTEAM_31 July 8, 2010
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groin gazing

Did you see Vice's new article on groin gazing?
by badfeminist March 16, 2014
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