Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.

Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."

by Turhamkey March 16, 2013

sex grinch

A person withholding sex from a deserving recipient.

Girl: Not tonight, I'm tired and *insert other excuses*
Guy: You're such a sex grinch.

by FlamingGuts March 15, 2010

one inch grinch

a very small peepee

dude: suck my big cock
girl: what the fuck dats a one inch grinch

by emi March 13, 2004

grinch vision

To be high on marijuana. A term coming along on the westside. The feeling you get when high on some type of marijuana, your face and cheek bones feel like they are raised to the sky! Almost like resembling the Grinch. Once you look in the mirror though, your face is normal and you expected to see something very different.

Man we smoked mersh, but still got grinch vision! I love those highs.

by Gracen May 2, 2007

Grinchmas

Those people not happy with the Christmas Season, not being with family, or simply over it, thus turning themselves into the Grinch and waiting for the holidays to end

Joe: Dude, whats wrong with Rob? Its almost Christmas!
Rob: Joe, he has to work this year and will be alone, He's only celebrating Grinchmas

by bigdeez December 23, 2009

Grinch Lint

Grinch lint is another word for weed or pot. It was first used so that authorities or parents could not know what you were talking about. Weed was nicknamed grinch lint because it is green (like the grinch) and looks similiar to lint.

"What are you going to do with that 57 dollars?"
"I'm going to buy some grinch lint, man!"

by c00lk1d March 19, 2010

grounchie

ratchet ass hoe, slut, bitch, or any insult to a girl

look at that hoe, she so damn grounchie

by faithyboo December 25, 2014