groans

a sound people make when there having sex.

honey come on*groans* thats right cock me away

by ps 1234567 April 5, 2010

Moans N' Groans

Sounds of porn.

Guy #1 - Hey dude, turn the volume down! I don't wanna hear those Moans N' Groans!

by J Diddles March 8, 2009

Grobanize

(1)v.- to add unnecessary(and often unwelcome)embellishment to a song or situation
(2) to embellish something to the point of excess

I can't stand karaoke night with Tim; he totally grobanizes all his songs!

This party is lame, lets grobanize this shit!

by M Hahn August 8, 2008

James grobnik

James is a fabulous person who stands up for what he believes in. ginger with a great sense of humour and likes to pour water on people. if you find a James make sure you keep him because you don't want him as your enemy.

oh yeah definitely a James grobnik

by siriusblack2003 November 2, 2016

Grogan Prarie Dog

The act of 'Prarie Dogging' with a 'Grogan' in one single move. That is, when your poo is still hanging on to your anal sphincter and simultaneously touches the water in the toilet bowl and you subsequently manage to suck the poo back into your anal canal. It is readily accepted as the "ultimate move" when taking a dump.

Holy ****! Dave! Come here man, I'm pretty sure I just shat a Grogan Prarie Dog! I slurped that sucker right back up!

by groganjosh February 16, 2010

sexual groan

for a lady to groan as if in pain when they have sex (usually in pleasure)or when she does it makes the male very horny so horny that he goes even harder and faster and she groans even more!

jon-her sexual groan made me way hard!
makk-oh man! My girlfriend groans so loud the neighbours come round to see if she is ok!
jon-i should get carol to groan for you then we can do a 3 some!

by lik-your-cok-123 October 18, 2009

Grabania

A country located in Eastern Europe right next to Hoobastankia and Dumb-fuckistan. Grabania is the largest exporters of Prostitution and Murder. By murder they mean having a tourist pay 5 dollars and get a Grabania tank and an M14 and our allowed a killing spree of one hour.
Their leader who rules with a Platinum fist is Paul Grabania. An expert in Channing and /b/-ing.

In Grabania, corpse digs up YOU and has sex at 2AM.
Their motto: "Grabania. Hey at least we ain't as bad as Dumb-fuckistan over there."

by Tagard McStone May 2, 2007