Grundles

Grundles are brown cave-dwelling creatures from the My Little Pony movie. They look like monsters to most people, but, as they constantly reassure Baby Licketysplit and Spike the dragon, "Grundles good!" They are helpful, friendly creatures. Interestingly, Danny DeVito played the Grundle Leader in the movie.

Grundles not monsters! Grundles good!

by Jezani May 10, 2009

Grindeldore

In the Harry Potter fandom, Grindeldore is the term that identifies the slash ship featuring Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald. On October 19th, 2007 at Carnegie Hall in New York City, J.K. Rowling, the creator of the Harry Potter series, answered a fan's question about Dumbledore's love life by saying that she had always thought of him as gay and that he had fallen in love with Grindelwald.

My gaydar went off all over Grindeldore when I first read the Deathly Hallows, didn't yours?

by KirkWilkins November 7, 2007

Grundle grass

The thick, flowing locks of hair that dominate the anal region.

Dude I had to take such a fat shit, but unfortunately, my load got stuck in my grundle grass.

by The Grundle master October 25, 2005

morgan grinder

Slang term used in place of "girlfriend". May also be used to describe a variety of household appliances.

You takin' out the (morgan) grinder? You old dog, you.
Just throw that burrito in the morgan grinder and heat her up for a minute.

by Fernando S. May 27, 2006

grundle

Ball perspiration, especially that found on the back of the balls

Patrick Ewing's jockstrap with brimming with grundle following that game against the Celtics.

by King David October 8, 2004

Sigma male grindset

The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.

Instance of the Sigma Male Grindset:

(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?

(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?

(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018