Griffdog

A stubborn asshole

Wow that guy is a real griffdog

by Krmub May 27, 2017

Robbie griffiths

Strongest lad going, if you have a fight with him you'll basically die and he works on a farm and gets paid more than every person ever existed

A:"Watch out that's Robbie there,don't look at him"
B:"Woah Robbie griffiths mind your arms almost knocked me out"

by DongerLordBlbanter June 5, 2015

Griffin

MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by BigDickBetty69 March 11, 2020

Peter Griffin Effect

When a man is so fat that his stomach obscures his genitals, just like Peter
Griffin.

He's so so fat, I'm pretty sure he suffers from the Peter Griffin Effect.

by Justin Thorson October 16, 2008

Ken Griffey Jr.

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.

Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 11, 2009

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.

Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009

Griffe

The offspring of a mulatto and either a black or an American Indian.

"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."

(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)

by YAMuffin February 2, 2006