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greasing the hams

The act of ejaculating on a female or males thies and spreading it around (preferebly large humans) and placing your penis in between them.
Dude, remember Eliot and Justin's ex? I was greasing the hams last night
by big fizzle g December 21, 2008
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Greasing the monkey

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!
by CakeHose May 23, 2009
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greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.
Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.
by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009
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Greisi

Gocat me rracqire ne kete planet kane kete emer.Jua qifsha ropt se harrova tju them <3.
"Greisi ajo robqirja?"
by ArdiKarderri1 November 30, 2021
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grejs

Just another spelling for "gray" in pluralis. Grays (sometimes spelled "greys") are supposed to be extraterrestial intelligent non human beings who are captured and held in secret labs deep within Area 51 and perhaps the Cheyenne Mtn base.

In Sweden, the word "grejs" is translated to "a lot of physical things stuffed up all around the office".
"Dude, I saw some grejs last night! Or maybe I had some bad moonshine..."
(Buddy, I saw some extraterrestial, intelligent non human beings last night. Or perhaps I drank too much bad home brewn strong alcohol...)

In Sweden:

"Vad det ser ut här! Fan vad grejs det är här inne!"
(Look at that mess! There is too much fucking grejs in here!)
by Alfa November 9, 2004
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greasing up her vocal cords

cunnilingus. orally lubricating a woman's vulva.
John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.
by quadman08 May 6, 2009
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greasify

To make something greasy.

Plural - Greasified
1. Gah I was eating a fish supper and now my hands are all greasified.

2. I better be careful while eating this pie or I might greasify the keyboard.
by nutnoodle January 29, 2005
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