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poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.
"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."
by kong kong is long July 20, 2009
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Gremlin Toss

v. When you are fucking a little girl that resembles a gremlin or hobbit in the ass then you throw her out the window.

(in case of a major gremlin, ignore first step and just chuck her ass out the window)
Last weekend this fuckin gremlin ruined my NHL06 game with 5.4 seconds left so i gremlin tossed that little bitch.

Shut your mouth before i gremlin toss you from 3B.
by Gremlin Tosser September 5, 2006
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Gehmmy

Gehmmy- A permanently limp penis.
Girl- I was all up on his dick but it wouldnt work.

Guy- Im sorry

Girl- YOU HAVE A GEHMMY.
by J.A.K. December 24, 2005
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Gremil

Simeon: Dude, whats the bit between your ass and your balls called?

Mike: It's called the GREMIL!
by siney April 23, 2007
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internet gremlins

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...
a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol
by jackdemo May 8, 2008
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gouch gremlin

The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
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Alcohol Gremlin

THE ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

A man or woman that steals the alcohol from a VIP table in a nightclub. Often spotted in Marbella/Spain.

HOW TO SPOT AN ALCOHOL GREMLIN:

Usually dressed up with fake accesories, e.g. Armoni, Luisi Vittong, Fucci & Dolce & Banana.

The alochol gremlin has evolved it senses to always hunt down and find the most expensive bottles in the nightclub.
Typical Alcohol Gremlin Scenario:

Gremlin: Hey how are you?
Victim: I am fine.
Germlin: Hey look there... (reaches out for the bottle).
Victim: Where? (looks away)
Gremlin: (gone, bottle empty).
Victim: (left sober with the bill)
by Maniana Perez January 25, 2012
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