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genocide

Masturbation. Simply put, people who debate abortion say killing the undeveloped fetus is genocide. However, billions of lives are lost each day to male masturbation.
Its a shame Timmy #352894 didn't make it. Maybe Timmy #352895 will. Oh, he was lost in that same batch? Must be genocide.

Credit to Debaser for this analogy.
by fagmuffin February 24, 2005
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Genital Genocide

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing certain vulgar, sadistic sexual acts to human or animals genitals. This includes tieing elastic bands round a mans testicles while he is restrained, allowing the blood flow to be cut of so as the testicles drop off, into a saucepan and are subsequently cooked on a stove or fire. It also forbids anyone from taking part in the homosexual vulgar act of cock schlocking, were the man is tied down whilst three other men insert matches covered in paraffin or other flamable liquid, down the mans japs eye, then setting the matches alight and performing fallatio and masturbatory exercises on him. Genital Genocide is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.4 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Genital Genocide, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
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Minor Genocide

the deliberate killing of a large number of children in a city or town with the aim of annihilating the total population of minors.
Technoblade: Just did some Minor Genocide.
Philza: WTF, NOT AGAIN!
Technoblade: The Orphans had it coming!
by RarelyAsleep March 3, 2021
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Indiscriminate Genocide

Indiscriminate Genocide is a term I made up for killing millions of people similar to a Genocide but the intended outcome is just murder instead of killing a race, ethnicity, or religion.
by GermanWarRabbit November 5, 2021
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Haribo Genocide

The crime of mass killing haribos, especially cola bottles.
Haribo genocide is a serious crime.
by ColaBottleKilla November 3, 2022
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Gregoire

pronounced (greg-whar) noun, verb, -goired

1. To be slightly behind in an election, and after one or several ballot recounts, pull ahead to win through suspicious means.

2. To utilize underhanded methods to secure a come-from-behind election victory.
Where did these extra ballots come from?! They're trying to pull a gregoire to win this recount!

He lost because they gregoired the election by intimidating a few fence-sitters into changing their votes.
by Christine Franken December 31, 2008
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Genocide by cop

The act of a law officer killing someone based on their race.
Dude, let's sell these drugs before some motherfuckers nail us and commit some genocide by cop on our ass.
by RangerGeek February 16, 2019
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