America's greatest mistake

The 45th President of the United States of America.

The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2023

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

Great Area 51 Massacre

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.

Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Great Beyond

The after-death place we are supposed to go. It's also a fantastic song by R.E.M., from the album 'Man on the moon'.

Do you think there will be a Great Beyond when we die?

by Eleniuss August 31, 2016

Geeta

Geeta is a very pretty, smart, funny, clumsy girl. She is very cute at times. She is very loyal & trust worthy. A very beautiful person who doesn't pay much attention to herself. Someone who cares about everyone's feelings. She can be pretty mean but she still cares alot. She doesn't put alot of confidence in herself and she tries everything she can to be there for somebody in need. If you get a chance to date her take it because she will make you the happiest person in the world. Once you get to meet her she is extremely shy... But then when you warm up to her, she is one chatterbox and will be pretty crazy..she will always be there for you <333

Handsomeguylovesgeeta

by anonymous October 12, 2021

The Great Furry War

Also known as the Furry war, The Great Furry war of 2018, and in some cases World War III, The Furry war is and ongoing battle for superiority involving gamers and furries. Some groups have managed to make alliances with natives, such as the weaboos, the memers, and in rare cases, furries have gone as far as to capture rare and violent T-Posing children to set off on rivals. It is currently unclear as to which side will win the war. Some say it has to be the gamers, as the chief constantly respawns. Others say furries, as their numbers are always growing, and, as stated before, they’ve begun the taming and possible selective breeding of T-Posers. The war has also lead to a decline in bread, as the property are making sandwiches to supply the troops at an alarming rate.

“Man, I could really go for a sandwich right now.”

“Yeah, this war is really using up all the energy of us and our fellow gamer bois.”

“Exactly, but there’s just no telling when the Great Furry War will come to an end.”

by DemonPotato November 25, 2018

The great meme war

The Great Meme War took place from Juner 16, 2015 - November 9, 2016 and was the internet(primarily social media) battle between supporters of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Gary aka Aleppo Johnson, and Jill Stein. Attacks and battles took the form of arguments and memes in comment sections, threads, photos, videos and more. These memes were used to attack a candidate or sway their supporters. The War also included heavy shitpposting, spam, copypastas, and dank memes. The War's fronts include Reddit, instagram, ifunny, youtube, the news and media, and many others.

The main conflict of the War was between Donald Trump and the Allies, Hillary Clinton and the DNC, and the Republican Party.

Casualties and losses include:

For Trump and the Allies: A lot of time.

For Hillary Clinton and the DNC: The Presidency, a few thousand emails, the states of Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Florida, Wisconson, a plate full of chicken nuggies

For the Republican Party: A few turtles, a guac bowl and some rice.

For the mainstream media: Their remaining credibility.

For Pepe: Being mislabled as a "Hate Symbol" by Hillary Clinton and her campaign and the Anti Defamination League.

Trump's victory of the Great Meme War is credited by many as to be the power of K E K.
Many say he was meme'd into the White House.

The Great Meme War of 2015-16 was the greatest war to ever take place on the internet.

by Mushroomisile69 November 30, 2016