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Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
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Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
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GappyV

The act of losing your Pokémon in a nuzlocke because you didn't pay attention to the typing/moveset of the opposing Pokémon
Person 1: I JUST GAPPYVED MY GARCHOMP NOOOO I WAS'T PAYING ATTENTION

Person 2: FishMoley Clap
by FatherOfTheMorning October 19, 2021
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party-grappler

1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties

2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone

3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
by Havenite April 10, 2010
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grappling baby

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.
You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.
by tvet0013 December 15, 2011
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Greppy

Ghetto Preppy. Having a ghetto personality, and a preppy look. Or a preppy personality and a ghetto look. A preppy person gets straight A+, is super smart, and wears preppy brands. A ghetto person wears baggy sweatshirts and/or tight pants, is a slacker, and is a "cool kid". Greppy is an ah-mazing combination of the two.
Greppy girl, in pink skirt/Ralph Lauren blazer, "yo, sup. dudeeeee thts SICK."

Greppy girl, dressed in short shorts and ripped tank, "I must go practice my violin. After that I have lacrosse, SAT prep, studying for all my AP classes, reading the dictionary, tennis lessons, and preparing for my future profession of neurology."
by Greppygurl March 31, 2011
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grapple headshot

The act of shooting someone in the head in some kind of video game. Apon this ocassion you randomly scream "GRAPPLE HEADSHOT". Realizing that that made no sense at all, every person within 20 feet of you will kick you in the nuts.
Person A: "Shotty Snipers on ValHalla Again?!?!"

Person B: "Grapple Headshot"

Person(s) C-Z: (kick you in your nuts)
by GingerH8r October 22, 2007
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