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Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.
My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.
by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018
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Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.
You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
by Kcoda August 3, 2022
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Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face
I gave him the sweaty grandad.
by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick
Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man
by oneball212 December 2, 2013
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ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.
You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
by realBuggy March 18, 2018
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Ur Grandad Trandad

Ur grandad is know to be the deadliest word to ever exist. It says that the Nazis channels it energy to kill the Jews

*WARNING* don’t use this word at a human besides a Ginger since they don’t have souls.
Jews:Hey Hitler

Hitler: Jews Ur Grandad Trandad

Jews: dead
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