Grandad (From Boondocks)

It's just like that, innit?

Grandad (From Boondocks) "Tell the truth!? I don't teach my kid's to tell the truth about the gays! I teach them to lie and pretend they don't exist!"

Hym "Oh! I think I'm starting to see a pattern here! That seems to be a thing people do."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

rudeboy grandad

A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.

Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"

John"no it's rudeboy grandad"

Colin" thank fuck for that!"

by Colin John September 29, 2018

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

by Zafmiester December 12, 2017

A Grandad

when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.

Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .

by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023

Ur Grandad Trandad

Ur grandad is know to be the deadliest word to ever exist. It says that the Nazis channels it energy to kill the Jews

*WARNING* don’t use this word at a human besides a Ginger since they don’t have souls.

Jews:Hey Hitler

Hitler: Jews Ur Grandad Trandad

Jews: dead

by I know a grandad that is trans May 15, 2018

Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.

Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*

by LiftFart November 15, 2011