Dorian Gray syndrome

Societal phenomenon characterised by not wanting to grow old. Named after Oscar Wilde's famous gothic horror novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Many celebrities also try to look younger, though this isn't necessarily psychological as looking nice is sometimes part of their job. Has 4 main components
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.

That guy is so obsessed with staying young, I think he has Dorian Gray syndrome.

by SuperShepherd52 February 7, 2013

Gravy Brain

The way your head feels after a long night of drinking and/or doing drugs.

"Billy, do you wanna go outside and play?"
"Hell no, I've got gravy brain right now..."

by byaaaaaah October 21, 2008

Gravy Drink

A delicious alcoholic beverage made with gravy and one or more types of liquor. Although virtually any type of liquor will produce an acceptable gravy drink, typically whiskey/bourbon, brandy or cognac are used. Demi-glace may be used in place of gravy. Typical garnishes include a sprig of rosemary and a slice of crispy bacon.

Good evening Mr. Bartender, one refreshing gravy drink please!

by Gomboc March 2, 2009

dirty gravy

traditional turkey gravy that has been tweaked with a squirt of man juice and served special to annoying fathead in-laws at Thanks Giving dinner...

I couldn't resist making a special saucer of dirty gravy for the old lady's parents at Thanks Giving. I'll probably do it again for Christmas. Happy Holidays.

by Dr. Simulacra November 28, 2013

Gray Arrow Check

Sends a snap in order to see if someone has blocked or hasn’t friended you yet on Snapchat.

I’m gonna do a Gray Arrow Check.

by AlrightyThen0852 February 18, 2020

Angel Gravy

The creamy feces (poop) produced by a breastfed baby.

From the look on my baby's face, I knew a diaper full of angel gravy awaited me.

by Dr. SPS March 7, 2010

Owen Grayed

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022