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I'm gonna zayn

To leave or escape a situation unexpectedly, like Zayn Malik left One Direction.
If Brad doesn't get here by 11, I swear I'm gonna zayn.
by bobduncan October 1, 2016
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you're gonna hate me, but

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.
You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.
by Budgii October 15, 2018
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ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.
$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.
by running out of patience January 19, 2008
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Still Gonna Send It

When you wake up from a nap, you're still kinda tired... Your pals have warned you that this isn't a good idea. Your GF/BF is crying saying 'Baby please don't do this!!'. Your mum is on the phone screaming 'We love you! You don't need to prove yourself!'.

All you have to gain are significant 'LAD' points. You have your family home, entire bank balance and your dignity on the line.

You know it's stupid, it doesn't even make sense. But... are you fucking silly bro?

I'M STILL GONNA SEND ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
'are you silly bro? I'm still gonna send it'
by PowerPlop2876 May 25, 2018
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I'm gonna tan your hide

It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.
"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"

My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
by Old Timer December 23, 2013
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Digital Gonad

A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:

• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.

• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.

• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.

• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.

• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.

• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.

• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.
Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.
by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022
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didnt-study-gonna-fail

An interjection rapidly uttered by unprepared students, often the day of or prior to a large test or assignment.
Teacher: Are we all prepared for today's test?

Student: No.

Teacher: And why not?

Student: Didnt-study-gonna-fail.
by AlwaysHiding April 11, 2010
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