gopher genocide

A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.
North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
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furry gopher

A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.
Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.
by MongoSapiens December 31, 2019
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Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.
That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!
by Chiefwiddler2 June 09, 2009
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Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
by GasMaskOverdrive December 05, 2017
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gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.
"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"
by mary and isabella March 19, 2016
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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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Gopher Hollin It

When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going quoting Chevy Chase from the movie Caddyshack "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" because you finally put it in the hole.
by Jeff Jr January 31, 2008
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