Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.

Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night

by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017

furry gopher

A small, cute woman with a propensity for biting and stabbing. Generally a sadistic top.

Man, I met a girl at the club last night. I went home with her and found out she was a furry gopher. I’m black and blue today.

by MongoSapiens December 31, 2019

Gopher

Noun. Someone in a low-rank position. Usually used for low rank tasks. So called because of its sound-a-like to "go-for", as in to go for something, such as to go for coffee.

They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.

Everyone know that Mike is the gopher here, we even use him as a foot stool sometimes.

by PeachyKi October 28, 2011

Gopher Hollin It

When you have to take a shit so bad it's about to poke out. When you finally make it to the bathroom you must celebrate by going quoting Chevy Chase from the movie Caddyshack "Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na" because you finally put it in the hole.

I have to go to the bathroom, I'm gopher hollin it.

by Jeff Jr January 31, 2008

squid GoPro

A flexible synthetic squid that has a camera in it which can be used in undercover operations since nobody would suspect a rubber squid might contain a hidden camera.

I got myself one of them popular squid GoPro devices; I totally plan to take it everywhere I go from now on.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

GoPro

A brand that makes the most hardcore little cameras ever. The cameras are waterproof and shockproof - designed for adventure photography. They are very versatile and can be attached to almost anything, from helmets to surfboards or even just your body. The newest GoPro HD Hero2 even offers 11 megapixel photos and is able to record at 120 frames per second.

I love my new GoPro! It's the best sports camera ever!

by beahero December 28, 2011

Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010