Goosed-up tenshitter 

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.

I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!

Goosed-up tenshitter by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017

Goosed Up 

The term used by white chicks when referring to wearing their Canada Goose jackets in cold weather.

"I was all goosed up and the wind still got to me."

Goosed Up by hommechap January 11, 2019

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

Goosed It by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.

Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!

muffle goosed by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

dun-goosed

used to describe an ugly person. The more emphasis that is placed on "dun", the uglier the person is.

guy 1: yo, look at that girl over there!
guy 2: yea i know, she's so dun-goosed!

dun-goosed by fruitloops17 March 3, 2011

mother goosed 

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

mother goosed by NateZ October 14, 2005

Grey Goosed 

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.

Last night Amy got grey goosed

Grey Goosed by Classic Amy July 13, 2019