gonaherpasiphalaids

Used when describing habits of a particular persons sexual habits, especially when he/she has low standards and even when in the presents of a condom.

Man, Cindy is so dirty, she'll fuck anything. We should tell that guy to go get tested for gonaherpasiphalaids.

by papapimp July 1, 2009

ghonaherpesyphilaids

This a an STD that is composed of Gonorrhea, Herpes, and Syphilis. GhonaHerpeSyphilAIDS is the worst possible outcome to banging a hooker, the side effects are usually extreme shits, and inevitable death.

Andy: "Did you hear that Donny got GhonaHerpeSyphilAids?"
Max: "What a dumbass, how does that happen?"
Andy: "When he banged that whore Nicole."
Max: "What a loser!"

by Jeebus Lorenze December 15, 2014

gonads

The testicles or ovaries -- in either case, the pair of organs which:

a. Produce hormones which, prior to birth, cause the development of gender-specific traits, and at puberty, cause the development of secondary sex traits. Testosterone for males, Estrogen and progesterone for females.
b. Produce gametes (sex cells) -- sperm in the case of males, eggs in the case of females.
c. Make young boys giggle.

Gonads in the lighting, gonads in the lightning -- gonads in the rain!

by Our lord and/or savior Jesus Christ May 29, 2004

detonating gonaditis

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

Ghonaherpesyphilaids.

The Superman of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Nothing can stop it. Contracted when two extremely sexually active people come together, to create a super disease.

I had a one night stand with Yakir, and now I think I have Ghonaherpesyphilaids.

by Joe Frillman May 2, 2005

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis

Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!

by Raymond, Shairda, Kayleigh, Jodi January 29, 2008

glonass

1. A russian GPS system
2. A derogatory term towards your friend

"hey Dave you are a Glonass!"

by Brendin February 21, 2005