A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
by Agentthot December 24, 2009
Get the Goonmug. A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.
by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023
Get the Goonmug. 1. hoodlum or thug
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
Biggest goon!
by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011
Get the Goonmug. by X_patch_X January 24, 2007
Get the Goonmug. A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons.
by Big Meech Goon November 20, 2010
Get the Goonmug. by pussyslayer364 March 27, 2019
Get the Goonmug. by Perc Nowtizki June 9, 2019
Get the Goonmug.