A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
by Agentthot December 24, 2009
A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.
by Ballin Indefinitely January 15, 2023
1. hoodlum or thug
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011
by X_patch_X January 22, 2007
A goon is a person above all the rest. A real, respectful, high powered individual. Goon(s) are like a gang of brothers that always have eachothers back. Don't fuck with Goons.
by Big Meech Goon November 18, 2010
by pussyslayer364 March 27, 2019
by Perc Nowtizki June 09, 2019