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googst

Verb: To place googly eyes on objects they DEFINITELY belong on.
Oh man, he just googst your stapler.
by lit_trexinator2005 March 29, 2017
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googs

An abbreviated version of the term, Google.
Hey dude, you should googs directions to the bar!
by DarkStumpy July 23, 2014
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googis, googas

That bitch is crazy, I never slapped her with my googis.
by Punkin September 2, 2005
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Googs

-Proper Noun

The birth defect/deformity that creates either over-sized eyeballs or under-sized eye sockets.

With no current options for surgery to correct this unfortunate condition, all the subject can do is try to make their hideously bulbous eyes appear less offensive to the general public.

Remedies include growing a long fringe, wearing big sunglasses, sporting a large beard, and simply trying to stay away from situations that attract attention to the 'googlie' area.
"Why don't you wear your aviators any more, Andrew?"
"They keep falling of on account of my Googs."
"Bah-hah! Googs!"
by Gasch Harbl October 6, 2007
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googull manager

A manager who flies in, calls upon obscure information they found on google.com, makes a lot of noise to appear more knowledgable than they are before crapping on everything and leaving.
Our manager never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing google results to solve all of our problems. He's such a googull manager.
by GoogullASDF January 29, 2007
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googlused

When your boss, co-worker or friend (all of whom are sitting at a computer with internet access) ask you for something they could just as easily look up on google.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing?
You: Finding out the distance between Rio and São Paulo for my boss.
Friend: How dumb! Can't he look that up for himself?
You: I know! Like duh. It's so annoying,
he's been googlusing me all day.
Friend: That happened to me the other day. I felt so googlused.
by princessconsuela February 16, 2009
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googullable

adj. describing someone who believes everything they see/read online.
you're so googullable, obviously a cell phone doesnt turn into a demon in a microwave
by the graham July 8, 2011
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