A Googlarchy is a form of (upcoming) government in which all political power is passed down to Google due to its exponentially increasing control and knowledge of how, what, where and when people consume information. It is contested that the Googlarchy is now in its "King Maker" position (through “Googlearchy”), steadily heading towards the final governance and dominance. Googlarchy has massive databases on its subjects which are more detailed and exhaustive than what any of the current governments have managed to build, populate and operate. The Googlarchy has the motto "Don't Be Evil", however, the motives and goals become apparent when one makes an effort to look away from the way it projects it self.
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Get the Googlarchy mug.gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.
“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."
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Get the gooblack mug.(n.) A transexual female (born a male) that lures unsuspecting men into engaging in sexual acts until the flop is revealed.
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Get the goolagong mug.The act of conducting an internet search for one thing and encountering something very different and often times alarming.
Me: I went online to see how to milk a cow for a school project and I saw a video of this small but violent black woman tugging on a series of gnarly, pulsing cocks.
Mom: Well, that's the last time you make that Goofle. Now be a good boy and pass me the milk.
Mom: Well, that's the last time you make that Goofle. Now be a good boy and pass me the milk.
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Opposite of a chill bro.
People generally laugh at them than with them.
Opposite of a chill bro.
People generally laugh at them than with them.
A: Do you know Declan?
B: Nah, I don't.
A: You know, the massive goofball?
B: Oh, yep! He's the king of goofballs.
B: Nah, I don't.
A: You know, the massive goofball?
B: Oh, yep! He's the king of goofballs.
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