An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.
Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks
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I went to a football game last week, and couldn't find a seat on account of all the Gomes there.
Hey dude, wanna play some Gomeball later?
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Hey dude, wanna play some Gomeball later?
Kappa Gome Theta threw the craziest party last night!
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