gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.

Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.

by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007

Goaner

A Goaner is what you might call a "girl boner". Normally used by a girl who is uncomfortable with the phrases "horny", "turned on", or "wet".

Girl 1: Omg I have such a goaner for Brad.
Girl 2: Who doesn't?

by Someweirdpersona May 23, 2016

Gooner

A gooner is a massive fan of the YouTube video essay creator mainly know for his iceberg videos and his second channel to which he posts gaming videos to.

Person A: Did you see wendigoon's new video yet?
Person B: Of course I saw it man you know I'm a gooner

by EstabanLemonIce October 18, 2023

Gonherpsyphilaids

The ultimate STD. A combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS.

Joe: what's the matter man?
Frank: I got gonherpsyphilaids.
Joe: poor bastard, God help you.

by <insert clever name here!> February 14, 2013

goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018

goonerocity

Goonerocity is the act of a something awful goon see goon being generous.

Lowtax exercised great goonerocity by giving me his Elemental Mage Staff in World of Warcraft.

by Joe Sweet February 25, 2005

gooner

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.

That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!

by arsenalsucks September 5, 2011