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Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

Gibby Gibson 

As a member of isis, he killed his father with a peanut butter jar. Later he was murdered by George W. Bush in an attempt to stop his addiction to masturbating
Omg I’m so happy Gibby Gibson died

Poor Gibby Gibson’s dad :(
Gibby Gibson by LiceInfestedCotten November 4, 2019

Gobbledonging 

Gobbledonging is when you and a partner are having sexual intercourse and you start making noises like a turkey.
"Last night, me and Kim got it on and she was gobbledonging all night long."

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012