Gnarkles

Gnarkles looks full of Dispare.haunted by ancient pedophilic spirits taking on the form of pots and pans. He watches over children and has a booty like no other. infidelity is the name of gnarkles game. Known to be adulterous yet altruistic. Find his melancholy face blankly watching over the crime ridden streets of tacoma, but dont bring any wifey material ;))

Me:I keep having nightmares about a weird pots and pans man drinking my fears out of a starbucks to go mug.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.

by Gnarkles September 22, 2019

Gnarler

A huge ass creepy spider.

Honey come quick there’s a huge gnarler in the bathtub!

by jdubyaboise May 6, 2021

glarble goog

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by hotter than hot guy August 4, 2021

Garbleshnoof

The act of violently spitting on a child.

Zach garbleshnoofed on Sally's little brother.

by Swiftzy04 February 5, 2022

harble garble

A phrase used to express general annoyance or an unwillingness to do something.

Jerry's Mom: Hey, have you done your math homework yet?
Jerry: Harble garble...

by waffle lord September 18, 2020

transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

Gnarbeasty

A crossbreed between two of the most popular words in the Teenage Vocabulary; Gnarly and Beasty. Gnarbeasty refers to someone, something, or some action that is (one or more of the following) cool, awesome, sweet, sick, wicked, badass, dank etc. AND something that (one or more of the following) is big/bulky, hot/sexy, amazing, and other forms of the word cool and or big.

"There was a Gnarbeasty spider on my wall the other day." (The spider was Gnarly in appearance, but big and Beasty)

"We were boarding on chair 6 and I caught some Gnarbeasty air off the kicker we built!" (Basically, I caught a WHOLE LOT of air in a gnar fashion)

by Nick Braze December 25, 2008