gloonch

A gloonch is someone who walks around with 5 yellow tights on his right leg and one pink tight on his left leg. They also start each morning screaming into avocados. They are not the brightest crayon in the box however, they do like Christmas.

Wow! That freakin gloonch is really feeling festive this Christmas.

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

Glorpnic

A term refering to a REALLY bad team member in a video game. Especially one who plays characters they are bad at.

Matt's a glorpnic ass widowmaker.

by Drzewo75 December 8, 2022

GLOMONGONUS

glomongonus means amog us built better!!!!!

i want to have the funi with glomongonus

by glaba globu March 30, 2023

Goron's Diamond

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.

"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."

"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."

by mcinmosh July 29, 2023

Glorynette

She's pretty, kind and intelligent. She knows her worth and her standards are high. She has a few friends but loves them all. She doesn't really talk about her problems. One would be lucky to be her boyfriend because her love is very genuine, she will spoil the one she loves. She values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish her.

Ohhh yeah that’s Glorynette

by Moon chiild November 19, 2023

Glorange

An itch, normally on the back, that when scratched by a third party, moves around the body staying out of reach of the scratchor.

Scratch my back for me, I have a glorange. It's gloranging like mad!

by Kit HammerHer September 7, 2024