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geezer

In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.
(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
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Geezer Pleezer

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.
Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
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glee debris

The mess left over from holiday celebrations. See also Christmess.
It only took us 10 minutes to open our presents, but it took us an hour to clean up the glee debris.
by JusticeSalmon December 28, 2005
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glee moment

when one person starts singing and everyone withing hearing range starts singing along
in math today i started singing "don't stop believing" and everyone started to sing along, it was a total glee moment
by sailingdarwin April 14, 2011
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glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.
n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'
by paul z ated January 26, 2014
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glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it
Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.
by qpl January 30, 2015
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Glazed Nutcracker

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.
Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.
by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019
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