1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
by misshingo May 22, 2012
When you are being glazed by Roblox Mighty Omega Professional Player named Nebzi4u he loves to glaze his favorite moderator Jeaniesenpai, some even say he is glazing jeanie until this very day....
Yo, I'm a Nebzi Glazing victim, I was chilling talking about his lil mabu addiction now hes calling me a 40 year old who can't use terms like "glazing"
by Jeaniesenpai May 07, 2023
A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses
Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.
by Phil Skinsspeare December 27, 2015
by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020
by LitnessFitness5 July 26, 2016
When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."
Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
by RZdonks December 29, 2009
When someone gets told off or gets rekt in a conversation or by an insult. To "get glazed" means by definition to get jizzed on, but in this sense it's used to mean get told off.
by Nico87 August 26, 2015