gigabyte

A unit of measuring data size. It is either 1,000,000,000 or 1024 megabytes, depending on how your computer reads it. A DVD can handle 4.7 gigabytes. A blu-ray disc can handle 25.

Basically, the more gigabytes your hard drive can take, the more porn you can shove on it.

by anonymous person 12345 May 6, 2009

Giglamesh

A Giglamesh is an ancient land and marine creature that possesses immense power. It is often characterised as a 3 foot tall, brutally voracious beast that does not heed to the commands of any being but the perilous Giglamesh leader. NOTE: THE GIGLAMESH IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE GILGAMESH! SUCH AN ERROR COULD LEAD TO YOUR DEATH!

Giglamesh leader, which was believed to have went missing until the 22nd of December 2011. On said date, it was spotted in High Wycombe, massacring the population until it was forced to escapse once again due to the appearance of its sworn enemy, the notorious Grafflein.

by Kate Rutherford January 28, 2012

Giga Chad

Rejecting terms of conditions

He's such a giga chad

by secreperson October 13, 2021

giga-brain

someone with a supercharged melon, who actually uses all 300 billion of their brain cells.

Tito the rocket scientist is a real giga-brain.

by Mr. Crusty November 1, 2006

gigabytes of bullshit

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

by YAWA July 30, 2018

Gigadick

A person who is rude, sarcastic, or douchy in an online community such as runescape, WOW, myspace, or any website that lets you submit text

i was checking my wall on facebook and some gigadick said that i look like a fag

by Oakleaf April 4, 2009

Gigabertz

gi-ga-bertz; noun, plural -bertz, -bertz·es.

A term used by technophobes & ignoramuses when mocking informed individuals or professionals in any field that requires the normal use of Gigahertz.

Dom impersonated Tom whilst he explained to Laurie as to why his computer wasn't running at the right speed...

"... the central processor isn't firing up the right amount of gigabertz so is under performing like an oven at half heat."

by JackPepsi August 4, 2012